just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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