Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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