You just made me feel so damn special
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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