Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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