Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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