I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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