Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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