I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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