No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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