Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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