Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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