Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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