Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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