idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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