I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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