youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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