Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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