is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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