But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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