I think I am morally bankrupt
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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