She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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