I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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