so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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