doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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