i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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