So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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