I didn't shave. On purpose
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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