You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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