Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
