i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize