How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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