He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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