does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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