Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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