This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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