If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
