btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
