this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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