It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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