So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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