He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
