hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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