Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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