theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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