Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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