You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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