I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i think i have herpe
just one?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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