end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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