I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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