id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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