It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just want to make out with him forever
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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