So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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