ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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