I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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