can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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